Cool Stuff

Links

• Chris Reed's solo Album, Little Boat
• Animusic
• Kitten on the Keys (WMV video, 1.8mb)
• Beat Boxing Flute Inspector Gadget
• Walkman project - our contribution coming soon
• A potential student?
• Do you ever get hungry when playing? - Flute 'n' Veg

Musical Jokes

A young child returned from his first music lesson on the tuba. "How did it go?" asked his father. "Great," said the child. "I learned how to play a 'C'."

The next week the child took another lesson and his father asked about the lesson. "Terrific," said the child. "I learned how to play a 'G'."

The following week the child didn't come home. The father was frantic with worry when the child didn't come home until 2:00 AM. "Where in the hell have you been," screamed the father. "I had a gig!!" answered the son.

A C, an E-flat, and a G go into a bar. The bartender says: "Sorry, but we don't serve minors." So, the E-flat leaves, and the C and the G have an open fifth between them. After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished: the G is out flat. An F comes in and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough.

An A comes into the bar, but the bartender is not convinced that this relative of C is not a minor. Then the bartender notices a B-flat hiding at the end of the bar and exclaims: "Get out now! You're the seventh minor I've found in this bar tonight."

The E-flat, not easily deflated, comes back to the bar the next night in a 3-piece suit with nicely shined shoes. The bartender says: "You're looking sharp tonight, come on in! This could be a major development." This proves to be the case, as the E-flat takes off the suit, and everything else, and stands there au natural.

Eventually, the C sobers up, and realizes in horror that he's under a rest. The C is brought to trial, is found guilty of contributing to the diminution of a minor, and is sentenced to 10 years of DS without Coda at an upscale correctional facility. On appeal, however, the C is found innocent of any wrongdoing, even accidental, and that all accusations to the contrary are bassless.

The bartender decides, however, that since he's only had tenor so patrons, the sopranos out in the bathroom, and everything has become alto much treble, he needs a rest - and closes the bar.